Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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