I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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