I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
How external is "for external use only"?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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