Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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