Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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