Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
What drink are we having for lunch?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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