She said her name was "party"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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I have fence marks all over my body
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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