Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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