You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Text me some of your sweat
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