Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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