Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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