Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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