Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
