I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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