scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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