I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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