Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she smelled like a LAN party
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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