strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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