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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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