I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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