508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus