Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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