Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.