It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.