no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
im holly from the hills drunk
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
How's your threesome situation going?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.