I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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