im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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