On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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