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last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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