normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Welp...herpes.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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