i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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