I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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