It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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