I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.