I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems