do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.