I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she looked like the before picture.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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