im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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