she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
