Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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