i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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