Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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