Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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