omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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