dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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