everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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