Ambien. No doubt about it.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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