I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
God I need to hump something, right now.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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