in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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