When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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