Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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