Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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