I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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