Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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