Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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