I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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