We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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