we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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