I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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