Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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