dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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